Funny & cute black tee featuring the quote "Keep friends close & anemones closer".
Sizing & fit-
Mens/unisex T-shirt -Gildan 100% cotton T. See size chart in photos
Love this design? It's available on a coffee mug too! https://www.etsy.com/listing/219797270/funny-coffee-mug-friends-anemones?ref=shop_home_active_5
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Standard orders are shipped via USPS with tracking numbers so you will know when your orders will arrive. Lighter weight items such as single t-shirts, pendants and such can be sent via First Class mail to save you a bit on shipping. The coffee mugs in our shop weigh just over a pound when packaged safely and ready to ship which requires them to be sent via Priority Mail. Shipping upgrades to Priority or Priority Express can easily be selected at checkout. Orders for multiple items may ship via Priority Mail if the combined total weight of all items is more than the First Class Mail weight limit. Large or heavier orders of multiple items will be shipped via Fed-Ex and tracking numbers will be provided. If you have any special shipping needs please do send us a convo so we can assist you.
International shipments will be made by USPS 1st Class Mail International Package (orders under 4 pounds total weight). Larger orders of multiple items (example- multiple coffee mugs) will ship via priority international if the total weight is more than 4 pounds. Shipping upgrades to International Priority are available at checkout.
International shipping times:
USPS 1st Class Mail International Package service makes no guarantees as to shipping arrival times. So far, my experience has been 3-4 weeks, but It can take up to 6 weeks (and sometimes beyond) to some countries. If you are in need of guaranteed or expedited shipping, please contact me prior to purchase for a quote.
Any duty/tax/VAT fees imposed by your country, required upon arrival, are the responsibility of the customer. Please be aware it is unlawful for me to falsify dollar amounts or mark your purchase as a "gift" in order to avoid duty charges, please refrain from asking me to do so. Delays in customs are beyond the control of the USPS and WitticismsRUs.
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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
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Sale items are non-refundable.
Non-sale items may be refunded and returned within 14 days of purchase.
Returned items must be unused and in original condition. Buyer is responsible for cost of shipping for returned items.
If you wish to return an item please message me ASAP so that we can work out the details. I want you to be a happy customer so if a simple alternation needs to be made or it is something that I can fix I will do my best to do so.
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Witticisms R Us- Po Box 3044, ROCKLIN, CA 95677
Jan 30, 2016
Nice quality T-shirt arrived on time. Makes me smile. Pleased with purchase. Recommend.