I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking coffee mug.
About our mugs-
-11 ounce premium white ceramic mugs
-packaged safely inside a custom fit foam insert and white gift box. Easy to gift!
-Images are printed with magical dye sublimation process that infuses the ink into the ceramic. This means the image is a part of the mug. Image will not rub, peel or come off like adhesive vinyl or other processes.
-Awesome image printed on both sides of mug.
-Dishwasher and microwave safe!
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We accept Etsy Payments and Paypal for payment.
If you wish to cancel for whatever reason please do so as soon as possible, before it has shipped. Once your item has shipped it cannot be canceled. Orders canceled prior to shipping will receive a refund via Etsy. Etsy will send you a message of a refund. Shipping for returned items is the responsibility of buyer.
Order processing times vary depending on time of year and any major holidays. Current processing times are updated in each listing.
Standard orders are shipped via USPS with tracking numbers so you will know when your orders will arrive. Lighter weight items such as single t-shirts, pendants and such can be sent via First Class mail to save you a bit on shipping. The coffee mugs in our shop weigh just over a pound when packaged safely and ready to ship which requires them to be sent via Priority Mail. Shipping upgrades to Priority or Priority Express can easily be selected at checkout. Orders for multiple items may ship via Priority Mail if the combined total weight of all items is more than the First Class Mail weight limit. Large or heavier orders of multiple items will be shipped via Fed-Ex and tracking numbers will be provided. If you have any special shipping needs please do send us a convo so we can assist you.
International shipments will be made by USPS 1st Class Mail International Package (orders under 4 pounds total weight). Larger orders of multiple items (example- multiple coffee mugs) will ship via priority international if the total weight is more than 4 pounds. Shipping upgrades to International Priority are available at checkout.
International shipping times:
USPS 1st Class Mail International Package service makes no guarantees as to shipping arrival times. So far, my experience has been 3-4 weeks, but It can take up to 6 weeks (and sometimes beyond) to some countries. If you are in need of guaranteed or expedited shipping, please contact me prior to purchase for a quote.
Any duty/tax/VAT fees imposed by your country, required upon arrival, are the responsibility of the customer. Please be aware it is unlawful for me to falsify dollar amounts or mark your purchase as a "gift" in order to avoid duty charges, please refrain from asking me to do so. Delays in customs are beyond the control of the USPS and WitticismsRUs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Sale items are non-refundable.
Non-sale items may be refunded and returned within 14 days of purchase.
Returned items must be unused and in original condition. Buyer is responsible for cost of shipping for returned items.
If you wish to return an item please message me ASAP so that we can work out the details. I want you to be a happy customer so if a simple alternation needs to be made or it is something that I can fix I will do my best to do so.
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Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
-as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
-when you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list;
-if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
Information Sharing and Disclosure
Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
-Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as the US Postal Service (USPS). I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
-Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.
If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:
-Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
-Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
-Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
-Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.
How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law,. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact us at WitticismsRus.etsy@ gmail.com. Alternately, you may mail me at:
Witticisms R Us- Po Box 3044, ROCKLIN, CA 95677